The prodigal pair return. Your friends Agnes and Gladys. Please find attached their most recent correspondence. After their failed attempt to break the internet, with their brief venture into the audio-book market, they have reverted to yet another obsolete medium of communication. So sit back and enjoy, one enigmatic postcard at a time.

***Top tip: if you intend to decipher their handwriting, you will need to zoom the fuck in to the webpage. I know, I know, your eyesight is not what it used to be.